London Evening Standard: A man has been banned from visiting every single farm in the country after he had sex with a goat. Robert Newman, 23, admitted the offence at a farm in Wiltshire in April. He pleaded guilty at North West Wiltshire Magistrates Court in Chippenham and was released on bail. Newman, of Devizes, Wilts, was ordered to keep away from farm animals and stay indoors after 7pm. He had been due to stand trial but changed his plea to guilty and will be sentenced on September 12, after a pre-sentence report has been prepared. Newman must obey a curfew between 7pm and 7am and is not allowed to enter any land where farm animals are kept.
Talk about regret in the morning. This obviously is fucked up, but my issue is that his punishment is a ban from farms. Who wants to go to a farm anyway? Clearly this guy went to get some action and forbidding him from there still doesn't address the problem of this dude's messed up low standards. Now he is a threat to society and not just farms.
Needless to say this video had to be included in this post. Rob Schneider: the most underrated actor in movie history.
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