Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Evolution of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus


Man does it seem like yesterday... coming home from school, grabbing a snack, and being forced to watch Hannah Montana with my older sister. (I am currently a sophomore in college, so I basically grew up with this slut.) At the start of her fame, all I saw was the usual Disney Channel star who could sing and act. She was young but on the rise and soon more and more people were talking about her. I coin this stage as the Young & Innocent Future Star stage. She had everything going for her and seemingly could do no wrong. And at the time there was very little doubt of her potential to be this superstar. Things progressed normally for Miley as her fame continued to grow.


At this point Hannah Montana was a household name and she was on top of the world. Simply put, this chick was the superstar of superstars for the younger generation. This stage is called the "I'm famous and will be the perfect role model". Man did she embrace this and it really did seem like she could do no wrong. Then she became Miley Cyrus.



This was no doubt the turning point of her career. She hopped off the plane at LAX and clearly that plane ticket was one-way. Looked to her right, saw the Hollywood sign, and never looked back. Almost immediately she entered the "I'm famous and tired of trying to be the perfect role model"



A chick with an outfit like that simply doesn't belong on Disney Channel anymore. Then came the first slip-up in Miley's career and boy did things begin to unfold. This slip-up I am talking about was the one and only salvia video.

First off, what an embarrassing way to start off your list of public mistakes. Salvia? That's desperate. How about getting hammered or running into some legal trouble? Seems to me like the perfect platform for future slip-ups. But no, she has to go the salvia route and act like she is hallucinating when in reality she barely cleared the smoke. This is the Drug/Alcohol Public Mistake stage. Every celebrity experiences this stage but nonetheless, Miley hit the ground running from here. 



The last stage (where Miley currently resides) is the "I don't give a fuck what people think of me" stage. This almost always begins with a crazy haircut or a complete personality makeover, which Miley achieved in both cases. The following videos are more than enough evidence of just how deep into this stage she really is. Things will begin to get bad for Cyrus, maybe not as bad as Bynes, but probably in a similar style. I predict she then will enter the Rock Bottom, Time To Turn Things Around stage -- from there it's anyone's guess. But that, my friends, is the comprehensive evolution of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus.






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